We found JESUS

Road trip—we found Jesus
For all of you that are looking –we found Jesus. Or at least we know where he has a lot of houses. Texas. God has oodles of houses here and through inheritance I think that would make them Jesus’ too. A lot of these homes stated on signs that Jesus was there at the moment. Unfortunately, when we looked he must have been down at the shop cuz we could not see him. It did make me think though that Texas must know something more than the rest of the world because I am sure they would have spotted a barefoot hippy Jewish guy walking around before anywhere else.
I must digress though and speak a little about my personal beliefs. I would not be considered the most modest person. I know I am fabulous and do not need to be reminded, some would say this is conceited. I think God and Jesus are a little more modest. My beliefs about the big guys in the skies is that you do not need to express your love for them on bumper stickers, car air freshners, toilet paper, barn doors, gun holsters, cigarette lighters, and belts. However, I do not want to speak for them, I would just prefer that if people wanted to show their love me that they would just buy me stuff.